When people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on me.

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Then I remember what I look like…

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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”

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Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.

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I pissed myself when i watched this movie for real.

I pissed myself when i watched this movie for real.